If you have two friends
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky. ~ S.E. Hinton
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Two drugs tolerated
There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in. ~ Bill Hicks
Two things are infinite
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein