Never delay kissing a pretty girl
“Never delay kissing a pretty girl, or opening a bottle of whiskey.”
~ Ernest Hemingway
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Put your hand on a hot stove
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. ~ Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~ Albert Einstein