Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

The old man

The Old Man

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. ~ Mark Twain

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

~ Mark Twain

Good friends

Good Friends

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~ Mark Twain

 

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience:
this is the ideal life.

~ Mark Twain

Out of focus

Out of focus

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ~ Mark Twain

 

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

~ Mark Twain

In the Spring

In the Spring

In the Spring

 

In the Spring,
I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

~ Mark Twain

one really effective weapon

One really effective weapon

one really effective weapon

 

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
~ Mark Twain